The Adventures of Crash and Naruto
CHAPTER 1: JUNGLE BUNGLE
Three years ago, Dr. Neo Cortex (a.k.a. Cortex) was frozen in an arctic ice cube with Uka Uka, an evil mask. Now they are back for their revenges. Crash and Aku Aku must defeat Uka Uka and save N.Sanity from two evil alien parrots.
It was a fine day, Coco Bandicoot, Crash's sister, was running around the field catching a butterfly. In a tree, Cortex was going to blast her with her raygun. Dizzy, Stunned, Dead, Ashes, Cortex need to choose which icon is best for putting Coco to sleep. He chose Stunned and shot Coco with his raygun. "Sleep, my sweet angel!" Cortex said and disguised himself as Coco.
Somewhere not far away, in Wumpa Beach, Crash Bandicoot, the main character of the series, was digging for his shoe in a hole in Wumpa Beach. "Crash! Oh Crash! Where are you, big brother?!" Cortex yelled in a girly voice. Crash heard her, "There is something going on at the bay! Come see!" Cortex yelled at him again and put an evil smile on his face.
Crash stopped digging and went near an Aku Aku Crate, and Aku Aku appeared. "I'm Aku Aku. My duty is to protect you. You may summon me by breaking open these crates. Call me thrice, and I'll give you special powers," Aku Aku said and joined Crash on his journey.
Meanwhile in Konohagakure, Naruto was given a mission to excort Crash Bandicoot to Twinsanity and defeating evil twins. He has to go to Nsanity first to meet Crash. "I accept!" Naruto said, accepting the mission. Along with Sai, Sakura and Yamato, they went to the N.Sanity Island.
In Wumpa Beach, Crash was collecting Wumpa Fruits for energy and lives. When he collects one hundred Wumpa Fruits, he will gain a life. He saw an island far away from the beach. He cannot swim, so he takes the easier way than drowning in the sea, the WoodenSkate allows him to travel to the island and collect a Gem.
To get to the island and the WoodenSkate, he has to jump on grumpy, dangerous and fang-filled caterpillers that will bite him if he is not careful. BOING! BOING! He was on the WoodenSkate. Before he know it, he was on the island. He jumped on one grumpy caterpiller again and grabbed the clear gem. But there is one problem, how does he get back to Wumpa Beach?
Simple, but hard. He has to jump on Metal Up Crates to jump on one rock to another. And the M.U.C.s are just above the water, if he drops, he will die. Luckily, he made it back to Wumpa Beach and collects more and more gems and Wumpa Fruits.
On the way to N.Sanity, Naruto was so excited on meeting this 'Crash' that Tsunade talked about. "Crash Bandicoot is from the bandicoot family and lives in N.Sanity. Archenemy is Uka Uka and Dr. Neo Cortex. Friends with Aku Aku and Coco Bandicoot," Yamato said while he read the 'Bandicoots' book found at the National Konoha Library. "Wait for me, Crash Bandicoot!" Naruto yelled at the sky and continued running as fast as he can while his teammates were still way behind him.
Crash and Aku Aku followed Cortex to the deep forest of N.Sanity. Cortex was hit by a SwingingLog and fell on the spikey ground. Cortex survived it. "The spikes broke my fall!" Cortex said and continued his plan.
After a long chase of following the fake Coco Bandicoot, Naruto and his friends were in N.Sanity, Wumpa Beach. "Crash is not here," Naruto said. "Summoning Jutsu, Dog Pack!" Yamato summoned Pakkun, a dull looking dog. "Captain?! How can you summon Pakkun?!" Sakura asked Yamato. "I'm not Yamato, I'm Kakashi!" Kakashi then appeared and Yamato was gone. "Kakashi Sensei, you gave me a heart attack just now!" Sakura said to Kakashi. "Don't fight, I tracked down orange fur down this route," Pakkun said. "Lead us to the bandicoot, Pakkun!" Naruto said and they went to find Crash.
Meanwhile, Crash met the fake Coco, which is Cortex. "Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas on your fur I kept coming back," Cortex said while Crash scratched his neck for fleas. "Three years, I've spent alone in that frozen antractic waste! And I missed you! So I planned a little gathering, like a birthday party, except, the exact opposite!" Cortex said and introduced Crash his buddies. "And look, all of your friends are here!" Cortex said, "You are so very popular, lets start by handing out the presents!" Cortex jumped on his spaceship and started blasting Crash with his raygun.
Crash dodged Cortex's bullets. But bullets is not the only thing that Cortex have. He threw bombs at Crash. "This is from Tiny, this is from Dingodile, Ripper Roo you shouldn't have! Pinstripe, how thoughtful! Oh, dear, two of the same!" Cortex said while he threw the bombs. Again, Crash dodged them. But a few platforms has been destroyed and now Crash needs to dodge the bullets from Cortex's raygun more advanced than the previous.
Crash got hit once and Aku Aku disappeared, one more hit and Crash dies. Cortex threw bombs again, this time, only a circle platform is left, and Crash has to dodge the bullets! Thank god that Crash survived. Cortex shot a Plasma Bullet from his raygun, but Crash reflected the attack and it hit Cortex. He got irritated and got serious. "Meet your brand new, hydrologly operated, twin brother, Mecha-Bandicoot!" A robotic bandicoot jumped onto the circle platform while Crash jumped on the top of the wall. "How was I?" Cortex asked N.Gin, who was controlling the Mecha-Bandicoot. "Dr. Cortex, you were magnificent!" N.Gin replied. "Of course I am, you fool. Iniciate missile attack!" Cortex commanded N.Gin to shoot missiles at Crash.
"Sniff, Crash is fighting some kind of robot!" Pakkun saw Crash fighting Mecha-Bandicoot by himself. "So which one is Crash?" Naruto asked Kakashi. "Idiot, the one on the wall, the orange fox-like funny looking hairy... fox!" Kakashi said to Naruto. "Well, we have to defeat that robot!" Naruto jumped onto Mecha-Bandicoot's head and disabled the Chainsaw and Missile attacks except the Plasma attack, now Crash needs to try and defeat the robot by himself.
CHOO! Mecha-Bandicoot shot a Plasma Bullet at Crash, Crash spinned and reflected the ball to Mecha-Bandicoot's nose, it set on fire. Its nose is so hot that it can't take it. It jumped on the circle and it fell underground. Cortex's spaceship was broken down and he hit Crash and they fell underground. "Nice..." Dingodile said to Ripper Roo as they saw Cortex and Crash fell to the caverns. Ripper Roo nodded. Naruto and his teammates followed Cortex and Crash into their next mission. the CAVERN CATASROPHE...
CHAPTER 2: CAVERN CATASTROPHE
Underground, Cortex was furious as Crash destroyed his robot. He lunged at Crash and both of them rolled down the dangerous path full of NitroBombs and X-Trapdoors. Naruto caught up with them in the Drilzone. "Are you Crash Bandicoot and Dr. Neo Cortex?" Kakashi asked them. Crash nodded. "Doctor Neo Cortex! Evil scientist!" Cortex said. "Great, now lets stop them before they steal all the crates!" Naruto said and killed every guard and harvester in the Drilzone. Crash belly jumped the buttons and closed the Drilzile doors. Cortex saw a Power Crystal, "Well well... a Power Crystal!" He grabbed the crystal and did not let anyone else take it.
"You are good, Crash!" Naruto said to Crash, but Crash just stand there. "Naruto, Crash can't talk, he is an animal," Kakashi said to Naruto. "Of course he can talk! I created him!" Cortex said to Naruto. Crash can talk, only if he really needs to. "You created Crash? Like I will believe you," Sakura said.
Cortex felt to stupid of saying that, but he really did created Crash. "I created Crash, I nursed him, trying to destroy him, but I AM A FATHER TO CRASH!" Cortex said. When they were quarreling, a bigger Drilzile was digging up furiously. "A Drilzile is coming out of the ground! Hurry! To the CortexSpinner!" Cortex said and teamed up with Crash. "No need for such gay actions! Hold me and we will get you got of this mess!" Naruto said and both of them gripped on to Naruto and they went to the surface before the Drilzile reaches them.
Back to the fighting when rolling down the dangerous path to the light, Naruto left them on their own, facing dangerous traps on their own. Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Kakashi were waiting for them at the lush green forest just outside the cavern. A few minutes later, they busted out of the cave, free at last!
"I got to find Wumpas to restore your healths, so be safe here!" Naruto said and they went to find some Wumpa Fruits. After that, two alien parrots came out of a unsuspected door. "Oh, that feels good, I was was bursting in there!" a parrot said. "How are you fools? Before the awesome might of... 'The Evil Twins'," The other parrot said. "Aren't you two adorable! Let me see, I might have some Chucky Treats here for you," Cortex lied. "Chucky Treats?" The other parrot said. "We have some good news and some bad," The serious parrot said. "The bad news, is we are going to destroy your precious islands!" The idiotic parrot said. "The good news is, you won't be around to see it!" The serious parrot said.
"How tiresome!" Cortex said. " What? Wanna play mind games? Okay though guy!" The serious parrot said and summoned out Cortex's brain from his head. "Lets play mind games!" The serious parrot threw the brain at Cortex, he feels brainless. "This time around, you run away screaming!" The serious parrot said, and Cortex screamed, and ran away with his brain in his hands. "Go on, run!" The serious parrot said. "Yeah, catch ya later, brainiac!" The idiotic parrot said, and they went back into the unsuspecting door.
CHAPTER 3: TOTEM HOKUM PT 1
Cortex found a way to put his brain back into his head, and ran to the nearby cave, and stood near a patch of flowers. Crash followed him and so does Naruto and the others, after collecting Wumpa Fruits, that is. Naruto went near Cortex, and Cortex said, "You may not know it, but two crazy alien twins is going to destroy our island! Humiliate and slave me and steal my brain!" Naruto was confused, steal your brain? "How I envy the simple life of the Tribesman!" Cortex said, turning around to the noble Hubbajijii, belly-dancing to his own people. "Living together with Mother Nature, the noble boar, the humble bumble bee..." Before Naruto can reply to Cortex, the bumble bees gather around Cortex's big head and stung him many times! Cortex screamed in pain.
Cortex started panicking and started heading near a row of NitroBombs, if he goes near the bombs, he will be gone for sure! Crash jumped on the plunger and KABOOM! The NitroBombs exploded and the tree was cut and a bridge was made for Cortex to cross. He safely crossed the tree bridge, but more danger awaits him and Crash is alone this time, Naruto cannot help Cortex as the bumble bees will sting him as well.
"HELP ME!" Cortex yelled as a yellow bear followed him. Crash was halfway done with his mission while Naruto catches up with him. KABOOM! The bear fell straight into the water, leaving Cortex safe. BOING! The beehive flew away and Cortex was hit by Hubbajijii, the Tribesman's Leader. "Shubahuji!" Hubbajijii said, which means, "Take him away!" his henchmen obeyed and sent Cortex to their tribe.
"I guess we need to follow Cortex, right?" Naruto asked Crash. Crash nodded. Everybody got ready and chased Hubbajijii and his henchmen.
CHAPTER 4: TOTEM HOKUM PT 2
Now, a dangerous situation is on their hands, tribesmen are guarding their tribe in rivers and boar 'plantations'. Whoever gets caught by them will get stabbed by the tribes' warriors. Naruto and his friends needs to be extra careful in this mission. "Should we transform into a log and float across the river and into the boar farm?" Naruto asked. Kakashi nodded and swerved his head. "Yes and no, yes is when we do not have Crash, no is when we HAVE Crash, Crash can't transform, so he needs to pass the guards on his own," Kakashi said.
"Ohh!!!" Crash saw a crystal near the tribe. "Did Crash just talk?" Sakura asked Kakashi. "Does the word 'ohh' sounds like a word to you?" Kakashi asked Sakura. "No, but he made a noise!" Sakura said. "Nevermind, Crash, do this yourself, we will transform into tribesmen and sneak near the real ones and we will punch them out of the way!" Naruto said to Crash, and Crash understood.
"Hmm?" a tribesmen used his binoculars and checked if there is any intruders around their turf. "Go Crash!" Naruto pushed Cortex down to the bridge. They started transforming into several tribesmen and kicked them out of the treehouses. Crash sneakily avoided Naruto and the others in case that the tribesmen on the treehouses were the real ones.
Crash slowly approached the boar farm, and it was guarded by a tribesman, Naruto and the others cannot reach that far with their costume on, so they waited for Crash at the tribe. Fortunately, he passed the boar farm and into the beach. A clear gem waits for him at a small island, he skimmed some rocks and hit a '!' crate and some MetalUpCrates appeared. He jumped on the crates and grabbed the gem. After that, he went in the tribe.
CHAPTER 5: TOTEM HOKUM PT 3
"Dadadumdumdumm... Dadadada! Badadumdumdumm... Dadadada!" the tribe's music came on as Naruto, Sai, Sakura, Kakashi and Crash entered the Tribe. The music did not alarm the tribesmen, the music only comes on when a tribesman walk into the Tribe, since the tribesmen are blind, they cannot really see who passed through the thorny wooden gate. "This is like my village! With the huge walls and all?" Naruto said, everyone ignored him.
Sneaking pass guards were tricky as they can hear whoever that steps on the ground, they cannot see, but they can hear. TIP TOP! One of the tribesmen heard the footsteps that he is not familiar with. "INTRUDER!" the tribesman shouted as Crash and the others hide behind a rock. "Gubba roga?" one of the tribesmen said, it means, "Where are they?"
Infront of the large rock that Crash and the others were hiding was a green worm. "Fangful beasts like the Fang Worm can travel through other holes when beaten on the ground," Kakashi read the book of 'Fangfuleasts'. "Crash, by any chance can you bodyslam?" Kakashi asked. Crash nodded and BAM! The worm quickly dug through another hole not far away.
"We need to do this until we reach Cortex and the pink Power Crystal! The worm will come back to its previous hole it dug in about fifteen seconds!" with that one statement, the Fang Worm went back infront of them. "It was nine seconds, are you correct?" Sakura asked Kakashi. "Oh, sorry, fifteen seconds is actually how long the Rocket Penguins will fly and hit its foe, my bad!" Kakashi replied. "Rocket Penguin? What is that?" Naruto asked Kakashi. "Can you use your head? A penguin with a rocket on its back!" Sakura pointed a picture of a Rocket Penguin in the book of penguins. "Kakashi, why did you bring those books along?" Naruto asked. "Hey, I want to read something else besides my Make-Out Paradise!" Kakashi replied.
When they are quarreling, Crash slammed the Fang Worm and it went to the other hole near the tribesmen looking for the intruders. Crash spinned them away and quickly slammed the Fang Worm. He kept doing it until he reaches the pole that Cortex was tied onto. Sai realised that Crash is gone. "Guys, Crash is gone," Sai said to them. "What? Crash is gone?" Sakura said. "If Crash is gone, he can only be rescueing Cortex!"
"AHHH!" a scream filled the air. Cortex yelled as he fell into the waterfall. "That way!" Naruto said and followed Crash and left Cortex with Sai and Sakura.
CHAPTER 6: TOTEM HOKUM PT 4
BUM! Crash fell onto the field. Unfortunately, Hubbajijii is in the field with two tribesmen. "Gueh! Sabbahujik!" which means "Kill him!" said Hubbajijii and his tribesmen chased Crash. Crash tried to spin them, but it does not work.
Kakashi saw the tribesmen and looked in his Tribesbook. "The Tribesmen can come in different styles, wooden, human or robot, it seems that this is a robotic Tribesmen, or the very strong tribesmen," Kakashi said. Crash ran and ran, avoiding more tribesman. At last, he got out.
"These monsters cannot be destroyed so easily, but easily destroyed when stabbed by ground spikes," Kakashi said. Crash was relieved that he did not get stabbed by any spikes or needle sticks by the tribesmen and continued to find Cortex.
"HELP ME!" Cortex yelled as he was floating down the huge waterfall called 'Waterval', the Afrikaans Language of 'waterfall'. Sai and Sakura saved Cortex from the one hundred feet tall treacherus waterfall. "Thanks a lot! How may I ever repay you?" Cortex asked. "Yes, do you want a pet lion?" Sai asked Cortex and drew a lion out of ink and the lion licked Cortex. "You nuts?! I will never keep a lion as a pet, sorry!" Cortex shooed away the lion.
Kakashi, Crash and Naruto joined Cortex, Sakura and Sai, relieved. "We're back together!" Sakura said. Now Hubbajijii is not following them anymore, so they are free to go.
CHAPTER 7: THE TOTEM GOD
A boat was waiting for them, the boat was S.S. Iceberg, a boat that sets sail to the Iceberg Lab. "We are near!" Cortex said. "All we have to do is to follow the trail!"
Naruto, Sai, Sakura and Kakashi jumped over a farm's gate and onto S.S. Iceberg. "We will wait for you here!" Naruto said. "What about us?" Cortex asked. "Don't worry! Once we see the two parrots, we will set sail to your lab!" Sakura said. Cortex and Crash are alone now, what treacherus enemy will they face?
VROOM VROOM! Two spacechairs flew towards the barren field. "It's them! Lets set sail!" Naruto said and the sailor sailed them to the Iceberg Lab. Cortex and Crash saw a Totem God head sticking out of the ground, it must be the funeral of the Totem God. Victor and Moritz, the two evil twins, flew near them. "Ahh..." Victor, the serious one, said. "You two boys have been doing swell, just swell! Anyhow, we've been taking in the sights of N. Island here, so much to see, so much to destroy! The relative village, the lava caves, the Totem Gods!" Moritz was chewing on some popcorn and said, "Yeah! In the tenth dimension, we don't have anything near as kind as the Totem Gods! We only have scary totems, and the Totem God gives us wealth and fortune, and luck, as if that their alive!" Crash looked at Cortex, he has no idea what Moritz was talking about. "Well... almost EXACTLY AS IF THEIR ALIVE!" Victor yelled and the Totem God head became a monstrous, four-handed Totem God!
Buddha music came on as Victor and Moritz chewed on some popcorn and drank drinks. "Oh no, this has to be the toughest boss yet!" Cortex said to Crash as they run around to avoid the Totem God's attacks and lazers. A loud screech hit the air and small golems went on rampage. Crash threw Cortex into the Totem God's mouth, it chocked and puked Cortex out. "What did you do that for?!" Cortex asked Crash. Cortex saw that when Crash threw him into the Totem God's mouth, it was weakened. "Good idea, my boy! Let's keep doing that until it is hopeless!" Cortex said and they continued doing their plan.
CHOKE, CHOKE! The Totem God choked, and it was vulnerable now. "We did it! We won!" Cortex hi-fived Crash, and Crash did the same thing. Victor and Moritz were shocked. "Oh nuts!" Victor said. "There's nuts?" Moritz asked Victor. He ignored it. "But you give it your best shot, but even now my seversal reversal device is in operation, sucking the goodness out of this dimension, and leaving behind the worst of all possible worlds! They just like making a mess," Victor said. Moritz said to them, "Hey, ya know, there are riches in our dimension!" As Victor heard 'riches', he hit Moritz in the head. "RICHES?! What's wrong with you? Always bringing up the riches! Come on, idiot," Victor said, and they both fleww back to their dimension.
"Tenth dimension? Yes, yes! In the dark ocean of my intellect, swims a magnificent whale of a plan!" Cortex said. "To the laboratory! We're not beaten yet, the game is on!" Crash followed Cortex and went down the hill and collected Wumpa Fruits. He spinned some more tribesmen and set sail on S.S. Iceberg with Cortex.
CHAPTER 8: ICEBERG LAB
They've arrived and they met Naruto and the others at the wilted tree. "We were worried sick!" Sakura said and looked around Crash instead of Cortex. "Are you hurt? Did Cortex shoot you?" Sakura asked. "Why the heck will I shoot Crash?!" Cortex asked Sakura angrily. "Anywho, I will just open the door to my lab, and then we will get to the 10th dimension! But first I want to meet my niece, Nina Cortex!" Cortex said, but the others ignored the niece part.
Cortex pushed the button to open the door, but it did not work. "Come on, you stupid piece of wires!" Cortex kept pushing the button, but it was hopeless, the door was stuck! "Ugh... again? Listen to me, go through the Ice Climb, yes, the cave at the east part of this frozen wasteland!" Cortex said. "If you reach the end of the cave, you will find a key, a key to success and to open the door!" Kakashi looked for the entrance and exit of the cave. "Isn't the exit just at the north-east of here?" Kakashi pointed at the exit, it was as cold as negative zero degrees! "The key is more deeper! I hid the key so that no one can even get it!" Cortex said.
"So, it is YOUR FAULT THAT WE ARE IN THIS MESS!" Sakura scolded Cortex. "N-n-not my fault! I have to g-guard the lab!" Cortex said. Sakura went to the exit of the ice cave to find the key, alone.
"Sakura, NO!" Naruto chased Sakura. In the exit of the cave, a wall of NitroBombs were blocking them. "Maybe it is beneath this wall?" Sakura said to herself and threw a kunai at the NitroBombs from far away. KABOOM! A huge key fell from the ceiling. "Beneath? More like on top!" Naruto said to her. "Why the bluebells did you come here?" Sakura asked Naruto. "Make sure that you're safe!" Naruto smiled.
They went back with the six centemetre wide key and gave it to Cortex. "My words! It grew!" Cortex said. "How can a key grow?" Sai asked Cortex. "That cave is also known as the Grow Cave, it has a gas that can grow any non-living organisms in the cave," Cortex replied. "Anyway, lets put this baby in the door!" Cortex said and placed the key into the keyhole, it fits perfectly!
"Gah...? How can it fit?" Naruto asked Cortex. "I put some Grodoor potion onto my keyhole and it grew, too! Just in time!" Cortex said and they went in. In the lab, a huge portal was covering almost two-quarters of the room! "We need six Power Crystals in order to take flight to the tenth dimension! And we have... Four! That's not enough!" Cortex panicked. "Hey, remember you said you wanna meet your niece?" Naruto said. "Yes, but my air-balloon ship needs to be repaired first, now we need to go to somewhere that has another Power Crystal! And I heard that N-Gin has one in his hands," Cortex said.
"Come! We need to get to the ship, quickly!" Cortex said and ran to his secret lair to see the beautiful ice scene. "No choice, we have to follow the professional here," Kakashi said and carried Crash to the secret lair.
When they reached the secret lair, S.S. N.Gin, the ship that they have to go through, is setting sail in the next thirty minutes or so. "There! To the sea I tell you! Our destination is upon the brighty blue! We much reach N.Gin's battleship quickly before it sets sail! But how? Think Cortex think!" Cortex panicked and knocked his head repeatedly for the next ten seconds. Crash has an idea, he moves towards Cortex and pushed him into the icy road.
CHAPTER 9: SLIP-SLIDE ICECAPADES
"Crash has brains!" Naruto said and grabbed Sai. "Hey, what the heck are you doing?" Sai asked. "Surfing!" Naruto pushed down Sai and rode on his back, surfing like Crash and Cortex. "Sounds fun!" Sakura punched Kakashi down and do the same thing as Crash and Naruto.
"Ahhhh!" Cortex yelled as he was sliding on the icy ground, it was cold, the temperature was unbearable! "Woohoo!" Naruto screamed as Sai frowns. Everyone was having fun, except Cortex, Kakashi and Sai, they are treated as surf boards.
"Whoopsie daisy!" Naruto said as he dodged some mines on the icy road. "Watch out for that chicken farm!" Sai said and the crashed into Cortex's chicken farm. "Pweh! Who puts a farm ON AN ICY ICESLIDE?!" Sakura yelled. "Ohhoh! A club is infront of us!" Kakashi said. The club looks like a strip club. "ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KILL THAT CORTEX!" Sakura shouted and busted into the club. "AHH!" "EHHHHGGG!" "AUUUUUUHH!" womanly screams hit Cortex as he slides into the club. "Coming through! Ladies... EXCUSE ME MADAME! Are those real?" Cortex said to each of the ladies, seeing them all... private... "WHAT IS IT!?!" a VERY loud scream hit the air. "MOTHER?!" Cortex yelled as he heard his mother's voice in the club. "I think I'll like that Cortex!" Kakashi said. "Keep going faster, you perv!" Sakura said.
Not long, they reached some ice blockages. "Oh no, if we got hit by those, we will be frozen!" Cortex said to them. They have to be extra careful in this states. Luckily, they survived the dangerous iceslide and they crashed down Dingodile's house! "I' ve never seen me so humilated in my whole life... Now how can we get the treasure???" Cortex said, he was lying on the ground, face flat on the ground. "Treasure eh? Bonza!" Dingodile said and went to look for the treasure. Cortex is not helping Crash now, but Naruto and the others will.
CHAPTER 10: HIGH SEAS HI-JINKS PT 1
Crash avoided some NitroBombs and went into the ship. Naruto cleared up the missiles in the further part of the ship so that Crash can pass through the ship more easily. Sai summoned ink lions and eagles and knocked the rats out of the way. Sakura punched the Rhino-Kong away as Rhino-Kongs throw barrels of explosives like the usual Donkey-Kong game.
Kakashi subsided all of the rockets that will be flying up and hitting Crash, but did not subside the rockets that help Crash to get further into the ship. Crash saw a green gem just on the top of the flooding room, he carefully jumped up on the stirring gears and grabbed the gem before the gears submerged into the water again.
Crash reached to the futher part of the ship and realised that Naruto and the others were not there, and the room was filled with rockets and another Rhino-Kong. Crash jumped on the rotating platforms and got hit by the explosive barrel once, but he spinned away the Rhino-Kong.
Crash avoided some grey, black and yellow rats carefully on the floating platforms in order to get further into the ship. He jumped and spinned plungers in order to explode the NitroBombs. He saw a Power Crystal just infront of him. He gets pretty alert when he saw three rockets that almost hit him, he grabbed the crystal and slipped away and reached outside of the ship. Outside the ship, Naruto and the others were waiting for him.
Exhausted, Sakura gave Crash a potion that will overcome fatigue quickly. "Sorry we didn't help you just now, we also need to drink some of Sakura's potion, ya know!" Naruto said to Crash. He frowned. "Aww don't be sad, we will help you defeat N.Gin later," Sakura said.
Crash went on a floating platform and reached N.Gin's Crows Nest. N.Gin was waiting for Crash so that he can destroy him. "Ohhhh!" N.Gin roared as Crash jumped on his Crows Nest. He launched six missiles. BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM! Crash avoided every missile. N.Gin launched another six missiles. Crash dodged them. N.Gin threw a TNTCrate near Crash, and KABOOM! One of the Crows Nest's 'legs' broke off as Crash stood near one of its 'legs'.
N.Gin launched, this time, nine missiles. BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM! Crash felt tired, but he has to dodge nine more. He got hit once. Sakura poured some Relive Water on Crash, it helps Crash overcome fatigue for five minutes. Crash went near a 'leg' and N.Gin threw the TNTCrate near him, KABOOM! Another 'leg' fell down, now left with one more 'leg'.
Twelve missiles are launched, BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM! Crash dodged them all. Another twelve missiles are launched. "Dude, how many missiles does that guy have?" Naruto said to himself. "Infinity, I guess?" Sai said.
Crash stood near the last 'leg' and N.Gin threw the TNTCrate hear him, KABOOIE! N.Gin's Crows Nest fell , and fell, and fell. "You did it, Crash!" Naruto yelled. But one problem, Crash fell onto the ship's kitchen, and the kitchen's chef was a walrus! "Ahh... Fresh Meat for my pot!" The walrus said and chased Crash.
CHAPTER 11: HIGH SEAS HI-JINKS PT 2
The walrus chased Crash like he wants to cook him and eat him. The Relive Water was running out soon, and Crash was in a middle of a situation. "Oh no, the Relive Water is running out! Tsunade gave me only two Relive Waters, but the second one is for the later part of the adventure!" Sakura said. "But she gave me some Replenishing Tablets, only if I can throw the tablet into Crash's mouth..."
Crash cannot take it anymore so he stopped. But the walrus was far away from him. "Quick! Swallow this!" Sakura threw the tablet into Crash's mouth. Crash felt refreshed and ran as fast as he can, but the walrus was going to catch up to him.
The walrus can withstand any bombs and holes in in the ship. The ship's floorboards were full of holes and bombs, extra security. Crash needs to be careful not to fall into the holes or the walrus will catch him and make a meal out of him.
"The walrus is catching up, fast!" Kakashi said. He grabbed Crash and ran as fast as he can. "Fresh meat, Gone!" The walrus said and stopped chasing Crash. Kakashi released Crash when the walrus went back into the kitchen. Crash ran until he went out of steam and walked instead of running.
"Whew!" Kakashi sighed. Crash sighed silently too. "Well, that's done, Crash, RUN BEFORE THE SHIP EXPLODES!" Kakashi yelled and Crash ran, breathlessly. "Kakashi-sensei, don't force such a bandicoot to do such things when he is tired!" Sakura said to Kakashi. Crash trembled on the floor, very exhausted. Naruto carried Crash out of the ship quickly before it really explodes.
CHAPTER 12: N.TROPY AND HIS MINION
Outside the ship, it was full of TNTCrates. "Oh no, even there is walls of TNTCrates infront of us!" Naruto and the others were trapped. Sai looked at the sky, N.Gin was falling right infront of the TNTCrate walls! BAM! N-Gin was hit on the head on the TNTCrate wall. TIG, TIG, TIG TIG TIG TIG BOOOM! The whole ship exploded, but N.Gin did not die yet. Naruto and the others flew on a broken piece of antarctic ice. They were not alone, N.Tropy and his minion were there.
"The furry man on the ship has excaped!" the minion said to N.Tropy. Crash looked at both of them. Naruto and the others were carried on a drawn eagle made from Sai to excape from falling into the cold water. "Tell us where the treasure is, and... we will let you go!" N.Tropy said to Crash. How did Tropy know about the treasure?
"He is not talking. Well? Get changed!" N.Tropy said to his minion. The minion drank from green water which looks like a potion. He jumped into the water and bursted out of the water as a green sea monster. BOING! BOING! BOING! The monster bounced around on the floating land of ice that Crash was standing on, hoping he can squash Crash like a flat pancake.
It was not successful. It was now N.Tropy's turn to take the heat. CLANK! The ice broke into pieces. Each ice piece sank as Crash jumped on them. CLINK! CLANK! CLINK! N.Tropy knocked his spear on the pieces of ice as Crash jumps on the ice pieces. The sound of the knocking was too loud and it made N.Tropy deaf for a moment. Crash spinned N.Tropy and he fell into the icy cold water.
It was not over yet. The ice pieces that sank floated to the surface and was joined together with the un-sank pieces, forming the floating land of ice. The monster minion jumped out of the water, bouncing again. The monster jumped into the water again and N.Tropy appeared. He broke the ice land again. And did the same thing as before. Once N.Tropy gets deaf, Crash spins him into the water.
Crash did that one more time and defeated N.Tropy. He got onto Sai's eagle and flew off to the Iceberg Lab to get the second Power Crystal.
CHAPTER 13: ACADEMY OF EVIL
When they reach the lab, Cortex suddenly appeared in the lab. "Where the heck did you go?" Naruto asked. "N.Gin's, now, lets hop on to my airship!" Cortex said. "I love my airship! It's the only way to fly," Cortex said on the airship, Victor and Moritz were on it. "Hey hey. So, this is what the rich and the ugly fly," Victor said. Moritz said to them, "Who's doing this? Man, I want another bag of those spicy peanuts!" Cortex was angry, and soon he said, "I will..."
Before Cortex can say anything else, Moritz said, "Boring!" Moritz used a Speed-er Up remote and sped up Cortex's speach. "I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE PUNY ONES YOU ARE! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME FOR I AM THE GREAT AND ALL-POWERFUL NEO CORTEX! YOU INFANTILE VERMIN! HOW DARE YOU MOCK, MANHANDLE, AND MANIPULATE ME? REST ASSURED, I WILL TAKE MY TERRIBLE VENGEANCE UPON... huh?" Cortex said quickly, when he realises he was speeded up (refer to the capital lettered words). "Whatever, skip to the good bit!" Victor said and summoned portals of Drilzile Warriors. Cortex used his raygun and shot every warrior and he won. "See? This is why nobody likes you. A curse on you, Crash Bandicoot, and Cortex! A curse on you all! We shall return!" Victor said and went back to Twinsanity. "Forget I mentioned the 'riches' thing, huh?" Moritz said and flew back to Twinsanity.
In the airship, Cortex remembered something. "Wait, I think, I remember now!" Cortex said, and made a shadow of a butterfly with his hands, and he told a story.
"Victor, Moritz! Back in your cage, you naughty boys!" I was eight years old and the most popular student in the academy. Ah yes, how they loved me, it was my first experiment with the Evolver-Ray. Phase one of my plan to create an army of super animals! My test subjects, my two pet parrots, Victor and Moritz. the only creatures that I didn't love or eat. The experiment was proceeding as planned, when suddenly, my parrots were gone! Lost, amongst the infinite dimensions! I was heartbroken. But be careful what you wish for, young man. "Back off, grandpa!" or your wish will come true!
They have reached their destination, the Academy of Evil. "Ahh... the great alma mader, like a former student myself, I am well aquainted of what secrets this institution holds," Cortex said and pushed a button near the Evil Fountain. He was not suppose to do that, he accidentaly did it. A secret passage way was opened for Crash to get in to the Boiler Room. Crash did not go in the Boiler so fast, he wanted to get gems first.
He collected loads of Wumpa Fruits. And then he saw NitroCrates and TNTCrates stacked on top of eachother, forming a wall. Crash saw a soccer ball just beside him, he spinned the ball and hit the wall of bombs, behind the wall, there was a clear gem, he grabbed it.
There were several NitroCrates that needs to be destroyed in order to get the five more gems. Crash used the soccer ball and slided it towards the bombs, KABOOM! A '!' crate was activated and floating MetalUpCrates were visible. He jumped onto the MetalUpCrates and grabbed the red gem.
Guard dogs, worst fears of bandicoots. But Crash was not scared. He spinned the guard dogs away, so he will be safe. He saw another soccer ball and another gem floating in the sky. He used the soccer ball to activate the '!' crate again and jumped on the M.U.C.s to grab the green gem. He kept doing those until he got all of the gems. Now he went in the Boiler Room to meet his next mission.
CHAPTER 14: BOILER ROOM DOOM
Naruto and the others went in the Boiler Room with Crash. In the room, Cortex was waiting for Crash in order to proceed. Crash teamed up with Cortex and realised that either one of them has to be a pipe in order to move on. Crash threw Cortex into the Pipe Maker and Cortex became stuck in the pipe. "I'M STUCK! The greatest evil scientist in the world! Stuck in a pipe, how would things get any worse?" Cortex said and he farted. "Aew!" he flushed brick red. Crash spinned the piped Cortex into the pipes and bridge was open for him to cross and meet the piped Cortex at the other side.
"Poor Cortex, he got stuck in the pipe!" Sakura said. She pushed Cortex out of the pipe. "Awh... thank you, blossom! I can't believe I was that gross!" Cortex said. "Blossom? Name's Sakura!" Sakura said to Cortex. Cortex knows what is her name. "Yeah, I know it is Sakura, but in english, it is blossom, right?" Cortex said. "Genius, it is cherry blossom, but you are too old," Sakura said to Cortex. "I DIDN'T SAY I WANT TO DATE YOU!" Cortex yelled back.
"Since you are not a pipe anymore, we can't pass through the boiler room!" Naruto said to Cortex. Sai has an idea, he drew a black pipe and summons it. "Way to go, Sai!" Kakashi said to Sai. With this drawn out pipe, they can surely go through the boiler room!
"Not for long, the pipe will be ink again, so better act fast! I'm not gonna waste any ink," Sai said. Crash rolled the pipe into the pipe twister and a path was made for them. The pipe was waiting for them on the other side. There is a machine that converts a pipe into nothing else but the thing inside it. If Cortex was in a pipe, like just now, he would have been freed from the pipe from this machine.
"Why did you pull me out?!" Cortex said to Sakura. "Hey, I don't like to have boys smelling their own butt!" Sakura said to Cortex. The argued about ten minutes and the drawn out pipe returned to ink. "QUIET!" Sai yelled at both of the dramakings'n'queens. "The pipe became ink, now it is your job to find a perfect pipe to fit through those pipe twisters!" Sai said to them. They, except Sai, started finding a pipe to fit through the pipe twisters.
Not long, Kakashi had an idea. He summoned Gamakichi and Gamatatsu, the boys of Gamabunta. "Yo what's shakin', Kakaster?" Gamakichi asked Kakashi. "Both of you, be a pipe, please," Kakashi begged the toads. Gamatatsu nodded while Gamakichi shook his head. "I'm not being a pipe!" Gamakichi said. "If you don't, I will throw you in the acid pool just below us!" Kakashi grabbed Gamakichi and held him just above the fiery acid pool. "AHH! Okay, whatever! Not that! Please!" Gamakichi said and teamed up with Gamatatsu, they together become the perfect size to go through the pipe twister.
On and on, they fitted perfectly in each twister, but a problem was in the team's hands, they need to spin twelve blue valves in order to proceed to the central heart of the boiler room. "This is easy! I'll get all of the valves in one minute!" Naruto used Shadow Clone Jutsu and scattered his twelve clones. They searched for the blue valves and turned them in order to fix the pipe twister. After the eleventh valve, they cannot find the twelveth valve. "Where is the twelveth valve?" A Naruto said. "Above us?" Another Naruto said. "Or maybe only eleven blue valves are needed?" Another Naruto said. Crash pushed the button that sunk Gamakichi and Gamatatsu into the pipe twister, and it succeeded. They were finally at the heart of the boiler room.
CHAPTER 15: DINGODILE'S REVENGE
In the boiler room's heart, Dingodile was waiting for them. He must have been waiting for them for a long time, since he saw that his house was destroyed by Crash and Cortex (refer to SLIP-SLIDE ICECAPADES chapter), or maybe he was searching for the treasure. "Rumor is you two chaunceys got your nits in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie!" Dingodile said to Cortex. "I have no idea what you just said," Cortex replied. Dingodile loaded his flamethrower and shot Cortex to the outside.
RUMBLE! A wall of fire surrounded Dingodile as he was ready to blast Crash with his flamethrower. He shot six fireballs at Crash, and Crash avoided them all. Dingodile charged his flamethrower up, crouched down and shot a nugget-sized fireball at Crash. The fireball did not hit Crash, but hit a Water Extinguisher instead.
Crash belly jumped on the button and a shower of water came down on Dingodile, distracting him. Crash then spinned Dingodile to attack him. STOMP STOMP! Dingodile stomped to the spot where he was once before and a new wall of fire surrounded him. Besides fireballs, he crouched and used his flamethrower and it bursted out a line of fire. He spinned around with the flamethrower while Crash jumps to avoid being burnt by the fire.
Dingodile now stood up right and launched his fire line at Crash, and spins again. Crash ducked and avoided the fire. Dingodile crouched again and shot the fireball, it still hits the Water Extinguisher. SLAM! PWAK! Crash belly-jumped and spinned Dingodile. Dingodile was angry and he now crouched down and he unleashed the fire line, this time, not spinning three hundred and sixty degrees, but forty-five degrees instead!
Crash needs to be careful not to get tricked by Dingodile and he will stop shooting and turn to the other side and burn Crash. Crash survived, but now Dingodile is putting on the heat, he turned his flamethrower to MAXIMUM and a great wall of fire shot out from the flamethrower. Crash cannot jump or duck from the fire wall, so he ran around Dingodile as he spins the fire wall.
BOOM! SLAM! PWAK! The cycle repeats again. Furious, Dingodile crouched and stood up at the same time as he launched the fire line. Crash needs to know which time is best to duck or jump. After that, he needs to run away from two big fire walls. Dingodile shot six fireballs at Crash, and another nugget-sized fireball at the Water Extinguisher. PWAK! Crash defeated Dingodile.
Crash looked at Dingodile, making sure he was unconcious. And after that, he took the lift up and onto the surface, finally some fresh air and evil laughter!
CHAPTER 16: CLASSROOM CHAOS
In front of Crash stood a well-built school. He went into the school and the door closed tight, acid pipes were broken and now Crash is trapped in the school until he gets out or find Cortex, or at least, Cortex's niece.
A high-pitched song of the Academy of Evil hit the classrooms, and the hallway was full of slippery floors and mutant kids! It was chaos in the classrooms, monsters and ghouls running around the classrooms without a teacher in charge. Crash peeked at one of the rooms and saw a teacher teaching some ghosts manners, well, bad manners, and he wrote on the board 'YOU WILL HAVE NO FUTURE'.
Crash then found himself into trouble, it was the library. And the library was full of shelves of books and an acid river is just below him! The acid river was rising, and Crash was running for his life. The acid melted the floors and books, and frankenstein and zombie-like robots! Crash has to avoid the unstable floorboards that are broken and some NitroBombs and TNTCrates or he will be bombed to pieces!
Crash saw a yellow gem just above a bookshelf, he quickly grabbed the yellow gem before the acid rises. He was out of the acid-filled library, his heart was beating like crazy, but glad that he was safe. He went through a few more hallways until Cortex came along. "Ugh... meet me at the airship, tie it to something secure or it will fly off," Cortex ordered Crash and he went to secure the airship, with a bus!
In the classroom hallways, bigger frankenstein and zombie-like robots such as the janiterbots and normal robots occupy the hallway. Cortex barged into many classrooms, full of brain-washed rats and frogs. PWEW! PWEW! CLIN, CLIN! The ammo in Cortex's gun needs to be reloaded. Cortex found two ammo crates and reloaded his gun, he defeated the rats and frogs and into the room full of robots.
Cortex defeated all the robots and reloaded his ammo to ninety-nine and went on to find Nina, his niece. Halfway through the hallway, a bucket of purple bugs swarmed and chased Cortex. Uka Uka will protect him. Cortex blasted robots and crates in the way and got pass the swarm of purple bugs.
CHAPTER 17: JOIN NINA CORTEX
Finally, he reached Nina. He saw Nina sleeping in the smallest bed in the room. He sneaked in the room and said, "There is an angel who needs the light, with the sharp fangs that rips and sharp teeth that bites! But there is no need to hide, as your uncle's a monster, and he's by your side!" Cortex jumped at Nina, but the Nina on the bed was a fake, it was just a doll head, and the real Nina jumped up and scared Cortex.
"AH!" Cortex screamed as he saw his niece walking pass him. "Nina! My adorable young niece! My, you are getting big! Let's shake it," Cortex pulled out his hand and Nina grabbed it, strongly. "OUCH! I think I need a few adjustments... Let me take a look!" Cortex said and looked at Nina's hands.
It was sparkling silver and stronger than usual. Nina is a quiet girl, so she does not speak much. Cortex wiped her robotic hands clean, just in case that the 'sparkling silver' colour was actually paint. Cortex told Nina that he needs her to defeat his pets. "Your pets? You mean Vict and Moritz?" Nina asked. "This is the first time I ever hear you talk, Nina," Cortex said. "I learnt how to talk here, in Academy of Evil. The teachers here are very helpful, I just wish you can study here again," Nina said.
"I'm too old to study! Besides, you are a great help when you help me to defeat Victor and Moritz!" Cortex said. "Do you not want to keep them, like thirty years ago, uncle?" Nina said. "I will never keep animals that betray me fifteen years or more!" Cortex said. "Well, quickly, or they will destroy our island!" Cortex said and let Nina take the wheel.
CHAPTER 18: ROOFTOP RAMPAGE PT 1
The rooftop, Nina's worst nightmare, was the only way to get to the airship in time. "Alright! Lets confront my fears!" Nina said and she hooked onto some gargoyles and jumped onto the other side. She spinned away some rats and hooked onto hooks on the walls. Then she heard her uncle, although Cortex is nowhere to be seen.
"My airship! Without it, we're stranded! Tie it to sometime secure, I said! Hurry Nina! Or you'll miss the bus!" Cortex said loudly, so Nina can hear it. Since Crash tied the airship to a BUS, it still flies away. Nina facepalmed herself and continued her rampaging.
It was dangerous, as it was dark, loud, and terrifying, but Nina can handle it all, she's a mighty gothic girl! With her robotic hands, nothing can stop her, except rooftop Ants!
On the roofs, warrior ants, which is the Drilzile warriors, were scattered all around the roofs. Those ants really trouble Nina a lot in the academy, so now it is her revenge. SPIN! SMACK! FALL! The ants fell into the cold mist, and smashed into the ground. "That's how you kill a real ant," Nina said, wiping her hands clean, well, yeah, even if she has robotic hands, she still needs to clean them.
"I feel cold here, but I need to get to the airship," Nina said, so she stopped for a while. "I just wanna go home, home in N.Sanity with uncle, like the old days," Nina said, she took out a picture of her and her uncle from her gothic-looking school bag. The picture shows Nina with Cortex just after Cortex lost Victor and Moritz, the evil twins.
"Well, no need to rest, I have to get to the airship of his before it flies off!" Nina hooked onto some more building hooks and gargoyles until she reached the classroom, it wasn't over yet, she still has to catch up with the airship or she is stranded here.
CHAPTER 19: ROOFTOP RAMPAGE PT 2
FLA FLA FLAP! The airship's sound flew over the school block. Out of the block, Nina saw the bus behind her. Uncle, if I don't live on this roof, it is all of you and your bandicoot friend's fault, and kill that bandicoot once I die! Nina thought, evily.
The bus caught up with her quickly, she was confronted by floating crates, and if she stops, the bus will hit her and she will fall off the bridge and eventually die. But she has agility and speed, so she will not die. "Go away! Shoo! I SAID KNOCK OFF! Get offa me! Go take a hike already!" Nina yelled at the ants as she rumbled through her mid-life crisis.
A gargoyle was nearby, finally, safe, she hooked onto the gargoyle before the bus knocks her down. "I've made it... next time... Uncle... please secure your airship... onto the academy!" Nina said, exhausted. But she still has one more level to go through, and she spotted two gems on the other side.
"Green and blue gems? My uncle says he needs to power up his thing of his to go to this dimension... Tweetsanity???" Nina wandered for a while, and decided to get the gems. SPIN, BLAMM! CLINK! She got a gem from a high distance.
The clear gem was guarded by ants, MANY ants. She spins them off the roof one by one and spinned the plunger that destroys the wall of TNTCrates and NitroBombs, and the gem was behind it, so she grabbed it. "All done, now lets meet my uncle," Nina said and went into the classrooms, and she met her uncle in the classroom.
CHAPTER 20: MDM AMBERLY
SWPRAP! SWPRAP! Two spiral portals appeared behind Nina. "They've found us! Quick, to the airship!" Cortex said to Nina, and she ran to the airship as quickly as possible, now Cortex has to handle this situation alone.
PHEW! PHEW PHEW! Cortex's gun shot three plasma bullets at the three ants and they died. Cortex went into the Detention Room, and he got a detention alright, a detention from his teacher when he was young, Mdm Amberly!
In an acid filled room, Cortex was shivering with fear as he walked on the pillar platforms, then, a familiar voice shouted out, "You are in detention!" The voice said, it was Amberly! "Madame Amberly!" Cortex said, terrified. "So? Little Cortex is all grown up, I see you found an appointment as a barber," Amberly said. Cortex does look like a barber, "I'm an evil scientist!" Cortex said. "A scientist, are you? Well, you'll always be a little bug!" Amberly said and shot lightning from her fingertips.
Cortex ran and ran, until Amberly stopped shooting the lightning. She moved backward and summoned many bell-like creatures to attack Cortex. Cortex shot all of the bells and Amberly's rope-pack was malfunctioning, she turned around, and Cortex shot the rope-pack, and a rope detached from her rope-pack. That's it! I have to destroy her rope-pack and then I can get out of here! Cortex thought.
Amberly then started shooting lightning from her fingertips again and summoned the bell creatures again, this time, more. Cortex managed to shoot all twelve bell creatures and shoot Amberly's rope-pack. Amberly was not surprised, she summoned more bell creatures, this time, thirty bell creatures! "Oh, this is gonna be a drag!" Cortex said. He carefully shot all of the bells and shot Amberly's last rope that was supporting her. She fell to the ground, but not dead. Cortex quickly jumped on the bridge and got a Power Crystal and went to find Crash before Amberly wakes up. He did find Crash, "Get to the airship, now!" Cortex said, and he went to the airship.
CHAPTER 21: RETURNING TO THE ICEBERG LAB
Crash went outside, and found Naruto and the others outside too. "Where have you been?" Naruto asked Crash. Crash shook his shoulders. "No wonder why Cortex says that he is an idiot," Kakashi said. Crash ignored and went into the airship, along with Naruto and the others.
In the airship, Nina, Naruto, Sai... and the others were on board. They started flying back to the Iceberg Lab. Cortex looked at Naruto, and said, "You almost made me die! Are you suppose to protect us or not?" Naruto does not understand, "What do you mean? We can't find you, not you can't find us!" Naruto said. "No, you can't find us because you are not bothered to!" Cortex said. "What?! My Hokage duty is to protect anything possible!" Naruto said. "Why I'm gonna...!" Cortex and Naruto started fighting in the airship.
Nina yelled at them "STOP FIGHTING!" Naruto looked at Nina, awestruck. "You have big arms, and amazing voice," Naruto said. "Shake?" Nina asked, Naruto shaked her hand, and his arm almost fell off, just like when Cortex shook Nina's hand in the Academy of Evil. "And you have super strength!" Naruto said, and his hand was swollen. "Thank you, but don't make me do it again," Nina said. Naruto got it.
"We're here!" Cortex said, and he raced to the lab. The others did, too. Nina caught up with him, and she was in the Psychetron room, the room of the huge portal. When Crash and the others went in, the Psychetron was not working. Nina adjusted her hands, and hit the machine, and it was working fine. "Did she just hit the machine, with her hands?" Naruto asked Kakashi. "That proves woman can fix almost anything!" Sakura said.
Cortex loaded up his six Power Crystals and the portal was ready. Crash went in the Psychetron, and the whole lab transported to Twinsanity, their destination.
CHAPTER 22: TWINSANITY ISLAND PT 1
Evil was surrounding them, the atmosphere changed into smoking steam. Naruto went out and saw a huge volcano spitting out harmless lava. At the sky, there were millions of black holes and thunder even though it was not raining, and there was two suns, so the heat was unbearable.
"Your fur is so soft!" Cortex said as he hugged... who? "Grr..." a grumbling noise hit Cortex's ear. Sakura, Nina, Crash, Sai and Kakashi stood back as they see Cortex hugging Nega Crash! The evil side of the original Crash Bandicoot.
"I have to admit, that was pretty gay," Kakashi said. Nega Crash unhanded Cortex and grabbed Nina, and he went to the volcano. "No! Nina!" Cortex went outside, so he can catch up with Nega Crash. Naruto asked him, "Are you looking for that darker-skin Crash?" Cortex nodded. "He went up there, with Nina," Naruto said. "Why didn't you chase them? The dark-skin Crash was the Evil Crash!" Cortex said. "Ooh... I was actually enjoying the view, here," Naruto said.
"Ignorant fool," Cortex said, and he went to the volcano. "Follow him," Naruto said and they went into the volcano to find Cortex. "This takes an awfully long time," Sakura said as she was squashed by the boys as the floating platform was too small to fit in many people. Finally, they arrived.
CHAPTER 23: ROCK-SLIDE RUMBLE
Crash and the others met Cortex at the volcano, and Nega Crash jumped on the rocky road. "My daughter... er... niece! We must do something! Think Cortex think!" Cortex said as he looked at Nina and Nega Crash riding away. Crash has that thinking again, and he pushed down Cortex and rode on him like the snowboard (ahem... 'surfboard'), just like Slip-Slide Icecapades. "Kakashi..." Sakura has an evil smile on her face, "Use Naruto, I don't wanna be eating such charcoal down the road!" Kakashi said, but it was too late, he was pushed down by Sakura and she rode on him.
"Sai..." Naruto, again, like Sakura, pushed Sai down, and it was de ja vu all over again. Sakura almost caught up with Nega Crash, and she saw Nina enjoying herself. "What the heck? Nina is enjoying herself as a surf... snowboard?" Sakura said, Nega Crash looked at her, and pushed her away, leaving her and Kakashi off the trail. "We will meet you guys at the other side of here!" Sakura said to Naruto and Crash, and she went to the other side as quickly as possible.
"Ow! I sense some... ow... some gems ahead... ow!" Cortex said to Naruto, which was just beside him. "Over the nitros, right?" Naruto said. "Mind reader," Cortex said. Sai skied on the walls and went through the tunnel, and grabbed a red gem. "I almost died!" Sai said. "Well, you're alive!" Naruto said to Sai. There is still a long way to the other side, and this is just the begginning.
"Overhead, a green... no... yellow gem is behind the nitros!" Cortex said. Sai skied into the tunnel, and grabbed the yellow gem. "Again, I almost killed myself," Sai said. Naruto ignored him. They were almost to the end, but there is one problem, Nega Crash and Nina has disappeared when they reached the third Drilzile, yes, there were Drilzile machines in some parts of the rockslide. "Where the hell did he go?" Naruto said, confused. Nega Crash was gone, Cortex predicted that he is already at the surface.
Nitros kept blocking their way, so it was a little bit tricky to get pass the rockslide. "There! The exit!" Cortex pointed at the rockslide's exit, and it was finally over. Sai's teeth were almost cracked, so was Cortex's. "I didn't know rocks were that disgusting!" Sai said as he wiped his tongue clean. Cortex went up the surface to chase Nega Crash and get Nina back. Crash destroyed some drill Ants and went to the surface, and so does Naruto and Sai.
At the surface, Sakura and Kakashi were waiting for them. "Twinsanity is such an evil place," Sakura said as she looked around the evil looking totem statues. "Those statues look like they have eaten millions of people!" Naruto said, and touched one of the statues. "Grahh!!!" a horrible sound came, "IT'S ALIVE!" Naruto hid behind a rock, and Sai laughed at him. "I got you! Hahahaha!" Sai said, he was making that sound the whole time. "Why you..." Naruto was gonna kill Sai, but Kakashi stopped him. "Lets find Cortex, he can be anywhere!" He said, and they started looking for Cortex.
CHAPTER 24: BANDICOOT PURSUIT
"Let her go, take me instead!" A voice said. Naruto recognises that voice, it was Cortex! After a few seconds, Cortex screamed. "Come on!" Naruto ran to Nina, and so does the others. "Where is Cortex?" Kakashi asked Nina. "Neo's is chased by Nega Crash just to save me, he went to the right side," Nina said. "Wow, maybe evil scientists care for their comrades," Naruto said. They defeated some warrior ants and they have found Cortex.
"Grr!" Nega Crash chased Cortex as Cortex screamed, again, just like the bee chase, Crash has to clear up the path so that Cortex can walk safely without dying or walking into the water and drown. Yet again, Naruto cannot help Crash, so he and the others need to wait for Crash at the other side.
Sakura was left behind as she needs to cut the rope that Nina was tied together in. "Oh, thank you, girl," Nina said to Sakura, delighted. "Call me Sakura, and no problem, Nina," Sakura said, and she took Nina with her and found Naruto and the others.
"Ahh!!!" Cortex screamed as Nega Crash follows him. "Go away! Go away, crazy bandicoot!" Cortex yelled at Nega Crash, hoping that it will go away. Crash had a hard time crushing the glass orbs that will disable any 'spirit bridges' when all three were destroyed. Nega Crash was breathless when he reached the second part of the chase, and he took a short break.
Cortex immidiately ran away from Nega Crash, but Nega Crash wasn't going to give up so soon. He kept chasing Cortex until the end of the chase. Crash was very tired, but Cortex told him to pull himself together, and defeat the Evil Twins once and for all.
CHAPTER 25: TWINSANITY ISLAND PT 2
Nega Crash was too tired to advance on, so he went back to his house. Naruto and the others were waiting for Crash and Cortex. "The tenth dimension is a very dangerous and deadly place to even live in," Cortex said. Almost everything in Twinsanity was dark, and devilish.
The totems and the scenery was frightening and Naruto was the most scared. "Is the blood-red sand really made from bone ashes dyed with blood?" Naruto asked as he walked on the blood red sand. "How should I know? I don't live here!" Cortex replied.
Suddenly, Cortex felt something weird, "I am going to..." before Cortex can say his sentence, Sakura said, "Yeah yeah, go take a leak or somethin'," Cortex grunted and went behind a bush, doing some big business. A shadow ran past him.
It was Nina, she was worried where her uncle was. "Nina, you scared me!" Cortex said. Nina was happy to find her uncle just next to a tree. "Come here," Cortex said and he hugged Nina. She hugged so hard that she almost squashed Cortex! "Forget it," Cortex said, feeling the pain of the hugging, and they went back to Naruto.
"We have to go in that fortress! It's the only way to confront the Evil Twins, steal the riches, and wrong the rights!" Cortex said to Naruto, and he and Nina went in the fortress without Crash, only themselves. "Look at how they run, it is the same!" Naruto said to Kakashi. "Yes, yes you're right! The same walking animation!" Kakashi agreed, and the fortress's door shut. "I can't believe they let anyone in," Sai said. "Well, intruders can just go fall into gaps in the fortress and die there!" Sakura said and hit Sai on the head. "Well then, lets do it," Naruto said and he went into the fortress together with Crash, now the real journey begins.
CHAPTER 26: ANT AGONY PT 1
Everything, and everyone in the fortress is made out of electricity and even the minions! The Ants, are the minions. "This place is like JAIL!" Naruto yelled. An Ant heard him, and it threw an Energon Sphere Bomb at Naruto. "DON'T BLOW ME UP!" Naruto hid behind Kakashi before the bomb explodes. BAM!
"Naruto, why are you such a scaredy cat?" Kakashi asked. "Bombs!" Naruto said. "Let me handle this!" Kakashi said and he hit the Ant once, and the Ant was blinded. "Yes! I think we can let him dazzle around now," Kakashi said. "Guys, look, look!" Sakura pointed at the Ant, it was running towards the gaps, and he fell to the ground, from a terrible hight. "Hahahahahaha!!! He just committed suicide! Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed as they saw the Ant fall down from the platform. "Okay, Crash, stop laughing and continue!" Naruto said to Crash and they got serious.
Crash slammed the switches and colourful platforms appeared. He must be quick and jump on the platforms before they disappear or they will never be visible again. On the other side, a Rocket Ant charges up at Crash, hitting him with a cannon. Crash spinned him and he spinned the Energon Sphere into the machinery to open the door to the next room.
Crash looked up, and saw two Rocket Ants and a mysterious floating NitroCrate. He ignored the NitroCrate and spinned the two Rocket Ants. There were light saber machinery that burns Crash if he touches them. He needs to duck or jump over the light saber machinery and proceed to the Ant Battle.
The Ant Battle is when Crash needs to defeat a number of Ants to slam the button to activate the coloured platforms. He destroyed every Ant and slammed the button, and crossed safely. He spinned the Energon Sphere into the machinery and activated the door to open.
CHAPTER 27: ANT AGONY PT 2
Crash was tired, and Sakura remembered she has some Relive Water to let Crash drink. "Here, this helps you," Sakura handed Crash over the Relive Water and drank it as fast as he can, he threw the empty bottle away and got serious.
He needs to get pass the floating coloured platforms that will appear in sequence, red, green, blue, yellow. He needs to remember this pattern until the end of the 'agony'. He cautiously jumped on each coloured platform and crossed safely, this is just the beggining of his troubles.
There are Ants everywhere! Not a single spot is blank. Many of them are Bomber Ants, and maybe some Fire Ants in the way. He spinned millions of Ants in the way and about hundreds of Fire Ants. It was terrible. Naruto decided to help Crash defeat those annoying Ants, so he sent out some shadow clones to help out.
"NARUTO BARRAGE!" A group of shadow clones yelled as they attacked the Ants. Crash felt safe, so he stopped spinning the Ants and ran to the Evil Twins as fast as he could, but he did not see that thousands of Ants were following him, so Kakashi helped.
He used his Lightning Blade, Sai drew out an ink dragon and several ink lions to destroy the Ants. Sakura just punch, kick, and made a TERRIBLE earthquake to 'throw' the Ants to the gaps and let them fall, and probably die. "Go, don't worry about us!" Naruto said to Crash. Crash went into the room with treasures and money inside, together reunited with Nina and Cortex once again.
"Rich! We are rich!" A familiar voice echoed through the room. It was N.Brio, N.Tropy and N.Gin, all in the room. "How the heck did you guys get to the tenth dimension?" Cortex asked his old buddies. "Don't you remember I can control time (does NOT relate to Dialga in Pokemon)? So I can transport everyone here and steal the treasure!" N.Tropy said. They were playing with the gold and jewelry.
At the left side of the room, 'he' was unnoticed. "Umm, I think, he might want his gems back," Cortex says as he noticed the dragon-like figure, it was Spyro the Dragon! He was the guardian of this room. He bursted out flames and burnt the three 'N'efariouses. Before Spyro could even burn Crash, Cortex and Nina, they ran to safety, akmost getting burnt by Spyro. In the room far North from the treasure room, they confronted the Evil Twins, it's time for their doom.
CHAPTER 28: DEFEATING VICTOR AND MORITZ
In the bleak and barren room, of electricity and power, Victor and Moritz has been waiting for them, or they are busy setting a trap to destroy N.Sanity. "Well, well, well... apparently you two little rascals have been very BUSY since the last we saw eachother!" Cortex said, pointing out the 'eight year old' event. "Busy finding a way to meet you again!" Victor said, and he moved towards Cortex. "A failed experiment sent two innocent parrots to the tenth dimension!" Victor said, "The severe reversal radioactive conditions here sharpened our skills and walked our fragile eggshell minds," He went back to his throne. "For our minions, our classic recipe in the Evil Villain Cookbook!" Victor said, the classic recipe... Is he gonna cook us? Nina thought.
"Hahaha, you see, pops, when it comes to evil scientific prowess, we learn from the best," Moritz said. "True... now... PLAY TIME IS OVER!" Cortex scolded his parrots. "VICTOR, MORITZ, BACK IN YOUR CAGE! YOU NAUGHTY BOYS!" Cortex yelled, and pointed at a very-sudden appearing bird cage just beside him. The Twins were scared, and went into the cage.
"What am I doing? Curse my regiment upbringing!" Victor said, feeling stupid. "That's it, Cortex, you wanna screw up like the last time and play with your pets? So be it!" Victor said, and transformed the bird cage into a huge Deathbot, which looked like a flea, but a robot.
It was time for Nina to shine, again. The flea-... Deathbot unleashed a group of Warrior Ants and they followed Nina wherever she goes. She realised that there are hooks and generating salt crystals that control the Deathbot, she must destroy all six of the salt crystals to weaken the Deathbot.
She climbed onto a hook, and climbed onto another one, up up she goes and smashed the salt crystal. She hung on to another hook and smashed another salt crystal, the two platforms lowered down and the Deathbot was weakened. She continued smashing four more salt crystals to fully weaken the Deathbot. Now there's no more hooks and salt crystals, Nina was exhausted, and now its her uncle to take over.
Cortex used his unlimited-ammo raygun and blasted the PlasmaRay that the Deathbot had. The Deathbot shot out many gun shots and plasma bullets at Cortex, and he must be careful, one hit of the plasma bullet and he will die. He shot equal amount of bullets at the PlasmaRay and destroyed it, now the Gun is left, and it's very irritating to keep running and shooting at the same time.
Finally, the Deathbot was useless, but still had one more deadly weapon, the light-saber sword. Now both of them are exhausted, no one else could- wait... where is Crash? BAM! A huge thud landed, no one could believe their eyes. "I thought it was destroyed by Crash?" Cortex said, it sounds familiar. Crash was controlling Mecha-Bandicoot! "How the hell did you get 'it' to get here?!" Cortex asked Crash, Crash knows the answer, but he cannot talk. Three barriers were surrounding the Deathbot, and Crash has to shoot plasma bullets at the Deathbot and destroy it once and for all.
Crash had a hard time controlling Mecha-Bandicoot and avoiding the hits from the Deathbot. he finally hit the Deathbot once, but it still did not malfunction. When Nina and Cortex were resting, and Crash was fighting the Twins, Naruto and the others caught up. "Whoa, isn't that the robot dude we fought earlier?" Naruto asked Cortex. "What does it look like, a machine painted orange? Of course it is that robot!" Cortex smacked Naruto in the face.
Sai decided to help and drew out a huge ink eagle and kept aerial acing the Deathbot. Crash hit the Deathbot with a plasma bullet and it malfunctioned. The Deathbot was destroyed, and the Evil Twins were defeated. "Lets get outta here!" Victor said, and flew out of the battlefield with Moritz. "Yay! We did it!" Cortex said to Crash, and they hi-fived. "Now that they are defeated, we can go back to the village and heal you guys," Sakura said. "Look at you, all dirty and breathless, just like childish boys," Sakura was making fun of them. They were wondering what the Evil Twins are doing right now.
Not far, the two parrots were in front of Nega Crash's house, they have no where else to go, too weak to face their minions, and decided to live with Nega Crash. Moritz said it was a bad idea, but it is not hard to try. They slowly approached the haunted house, and went in, the door was opened. It looked like no one is around, but there is. BAM! The door shut when they just went in. Victor tried to open the door by hitting it rapidly, until Moritz saw a huge shadowy figure and growling noises.
"Uh... Vic???" Moritz tapped Victor's shoulder, he turned behind, and saw his true fear, Nega Crash was in the house. "Grr..." Nega Crash wants them for dinner. He imagined the two parrots as roast chicken. "Oh boy! I love roast chicken!" Moritz said. Victor felt that this was their end, they will never be seen again. "Now, this is one heck of an ending!" Victor said to Moritz. They did not dare to run away, but wanted to. Nega Crash moved forward, grabbed them, and ate them whole, and screams of terror echoed through the house. The Evil Twins were not seen ever again, they were gone for good.
CHAPTER 29: TO THE LEAF VILLAGE
As Cortex fixes the Psychetron for them to go back to N.Sanity, Naruto was asking some questions about Nina. "How do you learn about 'good' in the academy?" Naruto asked Nina. "Well... we learn a few good stuff..." Nina replied. "Great! What did the teacher teach you?" Naruto excitedly asked. "Use our powers for a few good deeds like helping a student if they fall down... but..." Nina said, and hesitated. "But what?" Naruto asked. "But our teacher says doing those things are wrong, and a disgrace to all evildoers," Nina said, embarrassed. "Oh..." Naruto said, sad.
Now it is Nina's turn to ask Naruto a few questions. "How is it, in your academy times?" Nina asked Naruto. "Oh, we train to be the best ninja ever in the world!" Naruto said. "Okay... and do you get along with your friends?" Nina asked. "Not really, most of them, the good behaved ones, kept bullying me because I'm a freak," Naruto said. "Why a freak?" Nina asked. "A nine-tailed demon fox is sealed in me, and many people, villagers and ninjas call me names like 'demon' or 'nine-tailed boy'," Naruto said.
Nina felt the pain of him. "Hey, I fixed the machine! Lets transport back to N.Sanity!" Cortex said, but the machine cannot turn on. Nina stood near the controls, and hit the machine. And it suddenly turned on. "Thank you, Nina," Cortex said, not impressed. He told everyone to go into the machine and BOOM! They are back in N.Sanity. The view was peaceful, but they still have to walk all the way back to Konoha for some treatments.
They went as fast as they could, and they reached before anyone collasped to the ground. Genma saw them, and quickly called out other ninjas and brought them to Tsunade and Shizune. "What is this orange thing?" Tsunade asked. "I'm not sure," Genma said. "But this animal was with them all the time,"
Tsunade suspects that that orange thing was Crash, and a bandicoot. Shizune tried to
find some sickbeds for them to rest on, but almost all of them were occupied. So she had no choice, she kicked out some of the patients, and placed Naruto, Sai, Sakura... and the rest on each of the sickbeds. And after a few months...
CHAPTER 30: FAREWELL
A few months later, Crash, Cortex and Nina were fully refreshed and ready to go back to N.Sanity. Knowing that their dimension will be safe, and bird-free, they decided to try to make N.Sanity a stronger place if any more villains come by. "Here, a token of my gratitude," Nina gave Naruto and the others a soft toy. "Thanks, Nina!" Naruto said, and looked at the doll, it was polished neatly and looks quite evil. For extra credit, Nina even hugged Naruto, this time a little more gentle.
Cortex gave the each of them a Bullet of Life. "Take this tiny golden bullet, it will help you, one day," Cortex said. The Bullet of Life is a bullet that will heal any sickness, and can even bring a dead person back to life. Crash had nothing to give, so he gave them Wumpas. "Thanks, this will definitely be great as a salad!" Sakura said, and kept the Wumpa closely near to her.
Everybody will miss eachother, especially Naruto will miss Crash. "He's a good kid," Naruto said. "I just hope that we can go on with you guys," Cortex also wants to go on with Naruto, but it was impossible. "Maybe we'll meet another day," Cortex said. Naruto nodded.
The three N.Sanitiers went back to N.Sanity, and they waved goodbye to Naruto and the others. Along the way, when Cortex was waving, he hit a tree. "Heheheh... a brainless fool," Sakura said, and she went back in the village. I'm gonna miss you, Crash Bandicoot... Naruto thought, and went back into the village.
The End
